Freshly Squeezed...

Freshly Squeezed...
None of the pulp!

Monday, October 13, 2008

the cost of war...

So you want to know the cost of the war???

Oh that is some warp your fragile little mind shit right there. People shit their pants over 700 billion dollars. How about 3 fucking trillion on some asshat who posed no threat and WE NEVER FOUND ANY FUCKING "WEAPONS". Cause there were none, the world told you there were none and you let that fucktard attack anyway. This is all your fault. You and your fucking freedom fries. Do you feel stupid yet? Would you spend 3 trillion on a VCR that didn't play tapes and most likely would electrocute a family member before it was all said and done? No? Really? Why not? Cause it is fucking stupid.

And this is just looking at money. The human cost is so much more than this. I can't even tell you what the people of Iraq lost. I know what the families of soldiers lost, I have been in those shoes and done that. The loss of American life, you dont want to say it was for nothing, you dont want to dishonor the troops... but what about the Iraqi people? Do they not matter in our effort to honor? Take a look at what we did to their world. Approx 600,000 Iraqi people have died in violence since the start of the war in Iraq. Is your pride worth 600,000 lives?

http://web.mit.edu/humancostiraq/

I just cost my employer 15.00 wasting their time typing this post. Score one for the little guys.

the doctrine of hate and race..


What library is this crazy biotch reading at? The library of crazy talk???? To clarify,

and now the article..
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/12/opinion/12rich.html?_r=2&em&oref=slogin&oref=slogin

Now this...
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/01/22/obama.madrassa/

NOW STOP AND THINK FOR A MOMENT.
Wait for it... Hang on... in a second the wheels should start spinning. We are defending Obama from being Muslim and Arab. Huh.. so basically we are racists by defending him. We are so shell shocked by 9/11, the Bush fear machine and the fiery pit of shit we call "mission accomplished" that we cannot see that we have made being of "Arab" decent something that has to be defended against. What would the crowds reaction have been if she said "I am afraid cause he is a nigger?" OH HELL NO. That bitch would have got killed before she made it home. But instead she spit out the word Arab like it was hot sauce burning her tongue. And what did Obamas supports do, they shouted he is NOT a ARAB, he is NOT a MUSLIM. He is a Christian family man. Cause everyone else in this world is a piece of shit.


http://www.mideastyouth.com/2008/09/03/arabmuslim-americans-should-not-vote-for-barak-obama/


Jesus, next thing you know the "Arabs" will have to use the "Arab" only bathroom and eat at the little table in the back of the kitchen. Congrats you elected a black president America. That monkey is off your back, but now what about all the people of Arab decent that you alienated by letting John McCain as basically say the opposite of "Arab" is "decent family man". And we praised him. Hell I praised him, I actually said, good job John McCain standing up for Obama like that. It took me a few days to figure out the undertone of what he said.

I had over 25 e-mails this AM from groups defending Obama as not a Arab or a Muslim. I think instead of defending him, how about defending the people of Arabic decent, you know the 99% that ARE NOT TERRORISTS!!!!

WTF PEOPLE. Don't loose yourself in attempt not to loose a election.

Monday, September 29, 2008

like a mountian spring turd...

I have written about taking a shit at work before. As you know, it is a art form. There are the turd burglars who come in just as you shit, the campers who camp out in the bathroom while you are poised to take a shit and never leave, hence leaving you cramped with quivering lip trying to hold back the impending doom that is a work shit. However today, I found something new... something so strange I can't even name it.
This morning I concocted a deadly brew of a Everything Bagel with sour cream and chives cream cheese and a monster java energy drink and a 9 am meeting. By 10 am things had began to change in my body. At first I felt content, and full of energy. Then it happened. One deep rumble and I knew that something bad was going to happen. I endured the last of my meeting and headed to the bathroom. No one there, sweet! I check under the doors to be sure and head into the handicapalble stall at the end of the log long row. I take care of business quickly before I can be burglarized, throw in a courtesy flush for good measure and then I hear it. I long low Pisssssssshhhhh sound coming from behind my head. Then I feel something spray on my ass cheek. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!" I yell. Is there a tiny perfume lady in the toilet (really what if that was your job? what a shitty fucking job)? I fight the urge to jump up, and instead I peer over my right shoulder. There is a timed air freshener with a hose that runs into the toilet bowl.WTF Mate. WTF.

Out loud I exclaim "oh no you didn't!" Just as I hear the "oh" come out of my mouth the bathroom door opens. In my mind my brain sends commands to my mouth to quickly close. Too late, there is a 404 error caused by the smell of bathroom air freshener. Unknown bathroom person has entered the room and has heard me. I hear a snicker of someone wondering why I just got all ghetto with a turd by shouting "oh no you didn't". I know they are wondering if I am about to take off my earrings and Vaseline my face and throw down. I am now trapped. I wait, it seems they are just peeing. I wait, they leave the stall, wash hands.... no door open. Crap. Checking make up. The seconds are years. Finally they leave. I wait for them to clear the hall and bolt. My ass smells like a mountain meadow.